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LA discovers Momma’s secret..

So tonight LA made a discovery tonight that I hope she forgets.

Necessary background information:

1-She calls her female parts her ” ‘gina” as in a shortened version of “vagina.” She also interchanges calling the same region her “booty” as well. So when she says that her booty hurts, you have to use context clues to figure if she actually means her butt or ‘gina.

2- I let her shower with me tonight to save on time. These forays are usually spent wrestling the pumice stone out her hand and convincing her that it’s not the best tool to wash our bodies.

So tonight, we were in the shower and she was brushing me with a foot brush. Then she stopped mid stroke and gasped. “Momma, I found something! What is that??”

I looked down to see what she was referring to and hoped that it wasn’t that.

“Oh my belly button?” I volunteered, hoping to deflect.

“No! You have an earring in your booty!”

Silence.

“We have to get it out!”

“No, Bean. Um.. Mommy will help with that.”

“Okay” and back to showering we went.

I thought that may have been the end to it, but when A came into the bathroom later, she shared “Mommy! Momma has an earring in her booty and you have to get it out!”

Lord, I hope she doesn’t repeat this tomorrow at school. Somehow, I don’t think that I’m that lucky.

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14 comments on “LA discovers Momma’s secret..

  1. Autumn
    January 23, 2012

    LOL! Too funny. Good thing she didn’t insist on helping you get it out. Even more, what if she had tried without alerting you to her timely discovery? LOL

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    • liberationtheory
      January 23, 2012

      She was definitely going to try but I warded off the foot brush. *shudders at the thought*

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  2. Makita
    January 23, 2012

    Ha ha ha ha. Too funny.

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  3. Autumn
    January 23, 2012

    😀 The foot brush! Home girl was determined, huh? She’ll try again… when you least expect it, she’ll bring it up or attempt to relieve you of your “distress.” *grins and laughs*

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    • liberationtheory
      January 23, 2012

      Let’s just say we’re going back to the regular routine tomorrow and she’ll take a bath BY HERSELF!

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  4. Bianca
    January 23, 2012

    oh my, reminds me of the time my son discovered my navel ring and just had to tell his grandmother.

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  5. weddedwife
    January 24, 2012

    *no words* LOL

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  6. Chi-Chi
    January 24, 2012

    Just hilarious!!!

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  7. J. Michelle L. - ATL
    January 24, 2012

    oh. my God, LOL!

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  8. VinyRenee
    January 24, 2012

    Oh my! Lmao!

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  9. Gwen Hodrick
    January 25, 2012

    That wa s a great story!

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  10. Lesbian Brooklynite
    January 27, 2012

    Haaaaa! I was cracking up!

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  11. lustingyou
    January 28, 2012

    lmfaoooo! This is wayyy too funny. Too cute.

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